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A placemat with a retro romance-novel-inspired illustration of a stylish retro couple set against a weathered green wall with peeling texture and faded red marks. The man stands in a sleek black suit; the woman wears a strapless orange dress with vintage curls and bold lipstick. Pale green text above reads, “red flags? i thought they were spices.” Script text beneath reads, “More Chapters of Bad Decisions,” blending humor, romance, and self-aware bookish sarcasm. One of four in series.
A placemat with a retro romance-novel-inspired illustration of a stylish retro couple set against a weathered green wall with peeling texture and faded red marks. The man stands in a sleek black suit; the woman wears a strapless orange dress with vintage curls and bold lipstick. Pale green text above reads, “red flags? i thought they were spices.” Script text beneath reads, “More Chapters of Bad Decisions,” blending humor, romance, and self-aware bookish sarcasm. The placemat is part of a table display.
Stylized placement with vintage illustration featuring a confident mid-century couple posed in front of a cracked green wall with distressed red lettering. Only the woman is visible, wearing a strapless rust-colored dress with classic Hollywood waves. The placemat is folded over at an angle to show that the back is plain.
A placemat with a retro romance-novel-inspired illustration of a stylish retro couple set against a weathered green wall with peeling texture and faded red marks. The man stands in a sleek black suit; the woman wears a strapless orange dress with vintage curls and bold lipstick. Pale green text above reads, “red flags? i thought they were spices.” Script text beneath reads, “More Chapters of Bad Decisions,” blending humor, romance, and self-aware bookish sarcasm. One of four in series.
A placemat with a retro romance-novel-inspired illustration of a stylish retro couple set against a weathered green wall with peeling texture and faded red marks. The man stands in a sleek black suit; the woman wears a strapless orange dress with vintage curls and bold lipstick. Pale green text above reads, “red flags? i thought they were spices.” Script text beneath reads, “More Chapters of Bad Decisions,” blending humor, romance, and self-aware bookish sarcasm. The placemat is part of a table display.
Stylized placement with vintage illustration featuring a confident mid-century couple posed in front of a cracked green wall with distressed red lettering. Only the woman is visible, wearing a strapless rust-colored dress with classic Hollywood waves. The placemat is folded over at an angle to show that the back is plain.

Danger Never Tasted So Good – Cotton Placemat For Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

Red flags are just seasoning for the soul.

If you know that a little drama makes life interesting (and flavorful!), then this kitchen napkin, with its sense of mystery and intrigue, is made for you.

Perfect for romance readers who can't resist a hot mess of spice and bad decisions.

Order yours now and make your kitchen as bold as your love life!

*This is one of four placemats in the "Bad Decisions" series.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 11478202822511590580

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.


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